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Ruby Teys Dog C**T

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  • 11 Sessions:
    < Show +9 Past Sessions
    Wed 10 Apr
    • 6:45pm
    Thu 11 Apr
    • 6:45pm
    Fri 12 Apr
    • 6:45pm
    Sat 13 Apr
    • 5:45pm
    Sun 14 Apr
    • 6:45pm
    Tue 16 Apr
    • 6:45pm
    Wed 17 Apr
    • 6:45pm
    Thu 18 Apr
    • 6:45pm
    Fri 19 Apr
    • 6:45pm
    Sat 20 Apr
    • 6:45pm
    Sun 21 Apr
    • 5:45pm
  • Where: Greek Centre, Level 12 168 Lonsdale Street, Melbourne, VIC 3000
  • Entry: Ticketed

Event Details

Thu 28 Mar - Sat 30 Mar: 7pm;
Sun 31 Mar: 6pm;
Tue 2 Apr - Sat 6 Apr: 7pm;
Sun 7 Apr: 6pm;
Tue 9 Apr - Sat 13 Apr: 7pm;
Sun 14 Apr: 6pm;
Tue 16 Apr - Sat 20 Apr: 7pm;
Sun 21 Apr: 6pm

The Greek - The Library, 168 Lonsdale St, Melbourne

Channel 7’s favourite psychic medium once told comedic genius Ruby Teys to stop rescuing dogs.

“You only ever go for the dumb dogs that need help. Too much bark, not enough bite. Stop rescuing these lousy dogs!”

Ruby, having never rescued a dog in her life, asked for a full refund from this mysterious fortune teller with the velvet cape, oily purple perm and flashy Proud’s Jewellers collection on display.

It wasn’t until months later, Ruby realised these mongrel dogs weren’t limited to the literal canine kind.

In 2019, Ruby scored the breakout role of Bali’s most iconic big sister Mercedes Corby in the indie smash-hit comedy musical Schapelle, Schappelle!.

Little did she know, after three long years of touring around Australia, she'd be raced to Tweed Heads Emergency Centre in the back of a Toyota Camery taking selfies, losing consciousness and almost bleeding to death in the backseat.

The only thing holding her together? The two strong hands of… Mercedes Corby… herself!

A show where art pierces the artery,

near death imitates art,

worlds collide and arteries divide,

but most of all... a story of survival against all dogs.

From the co-creator of Mystery Flight, Schappelle Schapelle!, Show Us Ya Tips, The Sloppy Shelia’s, Ghiathora + Maharlia - The Spiritual Healing Experience, Goin Troppo and 'The Root Of All Evil Podcast'.

18+Suitable for audiences 18+

This show contains: Drug references, Strong coarse language, Nudity, References to or simulation of violence, References to substance abuse, Strong sexual references, Sudden loud noises.

About Comedy Festival 2024

This event belongs to the series, Comedy Festival 2024.

The Greek Community of Melbourne hosts a wide range of events, from intimate gatherings to large functions, and celebrates cultural diversity with vibrant festivals, performances, and exhibitions.

SERIES DATES: Wednesday, 27/03/2024 – Sunday, 21/04/2024

See all Comedy Festival 2024 published events.

  • LANGUAGE English
  • CATEGORY Festival
  • EVENT SERIES Comedy > Comedy Festival 2024
  • SERIES DATES Wednesday, 27/03/2024 – Sunday, 21/04/2024
  • PRESENTED BY The Greek Community of Melbourne
  • PLACE Greek Centre, Level 12
  • ADDDRESS 168 Lonsdale Street, Melbourne, VIC 3000